yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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