How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i think i just lost a toe
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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