The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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