So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Two words: nipple clamps
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