put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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