okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i came on her dog
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize