what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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