dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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