Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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