I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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