shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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