I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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