i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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