You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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