Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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