You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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