How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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