We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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