oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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