Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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