Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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