I cannot find my penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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