You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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