I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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