tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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