Whod you bang
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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