And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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