I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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