He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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