do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
