how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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