I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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