I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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