:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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