Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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