I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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