After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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