After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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