I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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