All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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