is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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