Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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