i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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