I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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