sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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