Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the day after is always just damage control
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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