Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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