You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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