yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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