it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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