coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize