so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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