She said her name was "party"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He felt like a one man threesome
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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